btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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