You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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