Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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