She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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