He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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