Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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