We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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