I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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