Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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