Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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