their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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