we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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