I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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