Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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