Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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