The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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