all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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