New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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