the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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