Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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