The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wannas sexs uuuuu
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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