I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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