What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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