these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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