I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i think my cat just said my name.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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