i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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