I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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