once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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