My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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