Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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