When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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