If i come over, it means nothing
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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