At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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