sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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