imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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