I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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