This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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