he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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