its not stalking. its research.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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