dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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