youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
is wine microwaveable?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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