I need help removing her.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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