So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
