Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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