my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Randomize
