he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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