That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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