eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
