I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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