does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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