Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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