Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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