So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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