have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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