Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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